Capitaan dildo arrescate!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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