You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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