So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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