If i come over, it means nothing
just tell him i said nine months
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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