Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I will be naked everywhere
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
