She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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