you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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