Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
