So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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