ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Terrible idea I love it
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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