im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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