Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You're like the curious george of whores
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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