Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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