just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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