***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
