Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
