I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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