you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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