I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
