You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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