when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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