just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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