My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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