If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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