the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
you had me at cake vodka
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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