it was like eating out sand paper
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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