Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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