Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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