erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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