so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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