Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
