You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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