brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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