I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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