Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
