Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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