$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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