Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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