You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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