Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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