She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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