you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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