How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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