it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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