This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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