Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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