idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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