I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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