You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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