your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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