i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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