I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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